Battery, Beer, and Bathroom

Greetings, faithful followers!  Here are a few updates for your reading pleasure.

Jetta: Brian's Jetta decided yesterday that she was sick of the heat and did not walk to work anymore. Thankfully Jetta chose a place near the hotel, and she also chose a good time: Right after Brian picked up some ice-cold beer.  Brian was able to enjoy a beverage while his loving and beautiful wife drove to jump-start his car.  It appears the only problem is the battery, so we are off to Wal-Mart this evening for some good ol' fashioned Thursday night fun.  Huzzah!

Spokane: I'm waiting on word from our Spokane Realtor, but our closing on our house in the 'hood is scheduled to happen today.  Brian and I signed the documents yesterday, had them sent via FedEx overnight, and are waiting on the proceeds to be wired to the Cayman Islands for some good ol' fashioned tax evading.  Huzzah!

Obsession with HGTV:  One would think that after going through prepping our house to sell for--literally--years (how many of you remember the five-year bathroom remodel?), I would want a break from anything having to do with remodeling.  Oh, how mistaken you are!  Visions of granite, paint, and raised garden beds are dancing through my head.  Too bad after purchasing new home, we will have zero dollars for anything extra.  Perhaps I'll have to come up with some good ol' fashioned money to get this remodeling party started. Huzzah!

For now, that is all.  I'm sure I've regaled you with enough good ol' fashioned adventures to last at least 24 hours.  Huzzah!